R..ap S...izzle S...yndizzle

I thought i'd lay a rhyme on ya's this week! A rap if you will!

Boom Boom Clap Boom De Clap De Clap, Boom Boom Clap Boom De Clap De Clap, Boom Boom Clap Boom De Clap De Clap, Boom Boom Clap Boom De Clap De Clap, (Hannah Montana, 2009)

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Blah Blah Clap Blah De Blah De Clap, Blah Blah Clap Blah De Blah De Clap, Blah Blah Clap Blah De Blah De Clap, (Hunnz, 2009) (c)

Okay....righto i've had enough of that! That was taking me far too long and making me think far too hard! David Foreman i am not, so i'll leave the rhyming for him!

Copyright...its a funny thing innit! looking on the internet i found this explanation which makes it all clearer....well clear as mad that is!

Copyright Explained

When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write, if the copy is right. If however, your copy falls over, you must right your copy. If you write religious services you write rite, and have the right to copyright the rite you write.

Very conservative people write right copy, and have the right to copyright the right copy they write. A right wing cleric would write right rite, and has the right to copyright the right rite he has the right to write. His editor has the job of making the right rite copy right before the copyright can be right.

Should Jim Wright decide to write right rite, then Wright would write right rite, which Wright has the right to copyright. Duplicating that rite would copy Wright right rite, and violate copyright, which Wright would have the right to right.

Right?

http://www.teach-nology.com/jokes/copyright.html

The Student, The Librarian and the Holey Google

Church goers consider yourself warned, please don't be offended by my post. Blame the little mexican in me who keeps telling me to "post again!".

Okay so that out of the way, funny story right, i've been thinking for a few days now about what my next post is gonna be. I had a bit of a tutu on the internet searching for images and divine inspiration and i came across a website that claimed to have 15 Hillarious Church Signs. Naturally intrigued by this i had to have a look and found the below.



Now, given our roles as Librarians and how we are competeing against Google as a reference service i had to think about what a Library sign might say about Google and came up with the following:

1. Google can't give you service with a smile...but we can!!!!
2. Google can help you find information that any average Joe has put on the internet!!!
3. Google won't tell you to 'shhhh'... but we will!
4. Google - it's not how you pick your nose, but where you put your booger!!!

And...they decline rapidly from there!

Anyway i couldn't resist including the below church sign, hopefully you'll find it as funny as i do! Get a perm everyone!

15 Hillarious Church Signs - http://www.oddee.com/item_86516.aspx

Twitter

Man am i a glutten for punishment....i swore i wouldn't start up another Blogg and yet here i am! DOH!

Okay so i see the topic of this weeks blogg is about Twitter! Well i love Twitter, i found it hard at first cos i wanted to keep writing and writing but it only allows 140 characters, however if you use it for its intended purpose which is to merely provide an update as to what you are doing and or thinking at that particular time i think you'll start to enjoy it, you get to see the way you think and live is not that much different to the other people that you follow. The fun bit is when you follow celebrities and you finally realise that they really are just like you and i! However, the beauty of Twitter is in the 140 characters, people are required to be direct, brief and specific...so you don't have to read all the fluffy, nice bull....what you get is what you get! The Tweet is what it is! You also get a lot of funny one liners,for example i just went and grabbed some from Twitter:

Taylor My God! I had to wear shorts to school today because I ripped my pants, Im absolutely freezing my ass off!

beccy_boyce just realised ive spent most of my work day playing online..sorry boss!

fletch_vaughan Just saw a mother and son with matching bleached rats tails. Sandringham Road

Dom Harvey Loving those Instant Kiwi add's at the moment. With the Mexican dude. "Get a perm."

And many many more! The Edge Morning Madhouse have a Top Ten Tweets Segment on thier show on Friday mornings, most of those are hillarious as well. Twitter is the one place where who you are and what you say mean nothing! I love it!